murnie songs are songs you can sing*. Or at least hum and make up your own words.
Mind you, if you ever wonder what the real words are, you’ll find that we like singing about slightly unusual subjects. Greetin’ faced miserable gits, leather muppets and inadvisibly planked fruit make us smile. And monkeys. Of course.
The murnie song challenge where, lazy gits that we are, we offer to turn any suggested subject into a song, is always open for business. Honestly, any ideas you’ve got, no matter how stupid, feel free to send them in and we’ll make the best (or worst) of them into sure-fire toe-tappers. The challenge has already spawned “Thank You Stevie D”, after our friend challenged us (somewhat narcissistically, we think) to write a song all about him. Unfortunately, he didn’t specific that it had to be factually accurate, but we think he got off lightly. And there’s also “Down”, which combines the suggestions of naked underwater golf and fish parts.
You surely can’t do any worse than that, can you?
*Except for “Iron Lady Lover” – no-one should ever sing that one. Hell, we should never have written it.
